Everytime your name was brought up, I would act all nonchalant in front of an audience

I’m a champ at frontin’. Between me and my circle of bitchin’ friends, you’d think females have gotten past that pathetic thing called feelings, attachment, and hurtin’ [wanna check into the heartbreak hotel, sorry we're closed]. Posing is an art, damn. Sometimes even I’m shocked when one of my friends starts a minor breakdown [except [...]

NO EMO

C’est alors que je me couche Pour te prendre dans un rêve, Mais un autre cauchemar surgit Qui a une queue et une tête, Quelque chose comme la vie Et c’est là que tu finis De me détruire. jolie, c’est tout

If you’re scared…just say you’re scared.

“I read your column every Sunday when it comes out. I can’t wait for your book to come out” – Brown Sugar aka most quotable movie ever made. After Clueless. BASICALLY, my faggotry in a nutshell. Yes. Defining.

Have you ever

been on an extended flight where your mind is just BRIMMING with thoughts on your trip and life in general, but you couldn’t write it down because your fountain pen has run out of ink and when the kind stranger next to you offers you a pen, you’re too flustered to be a big homo [...]

“How could you be constantly synthesizing an orgasm based on dozens of shots? You’re looking for the one photo out of 100 you swear is going to be the one you finish to, and you still don’t finish. Twenty seconds ago you thought that photo was the hottest thing you ever saw, but you throw [...]